I had 3 stitches in my ear today and now my ear is swollen like a balloon
I’m not being racist but if you didnt want your ear to swell up you probably shouldn’t have gotten stitches.
how is that racist
they just said they weren’t being racist do you even listen
i wanna give a high five to every parents who have a hot son good job
Brentwood Library, Tennessee
I live in a horrible world where that is not my library.
are you SHITTING ME??? i live like 20 minutes from brentwood i go there EVERY SUNDAY HOW HAVE I NEVER BEEN HERE OH MY GOD
why the fuck cant we text the police
lets say there is a murderer in ur house and you’re hiding behind your sofa and you do have your phone with you but you can’t call the police because the murderer might hear you
they’re actually trying to do that in some places
Yahoo people taking an actual look at the site they just bought
Do you ever fear rejection so much, that you reject yourself for others before they can reject you?
“i want to wear shorts because it’s hot but i really hate my legs” an autobiography
“I want to wear shorts but i didnt shave” the sequel.
“I want to wear shorts but I don’t tan and I’d rather not blind you” The trilogy
“I want to wear shorts but my huge dick always sticks out” a pop-up book
a pop up book